Obamaton Asks Messaih For Super Sized Job

A continuation of the "he's gonna put gas in my tank" etc...
Obama is the savior, the earthly incarnate of the Lefts God, a religion/cult of personality...
And all of these people will continue to expect the government to: get them a better job, pay for their healthcare, pay for their higher education, pay for their food, pay for utilities...all that's being reinfoced is the invasive expansion of the government.



But don't worry you can trust Obama...right?
7 Broken Promises:

1. Make Government Open and Transparent
2. Make it “Impossible” for Congressmen to slip in Pork Barrel Projects
3. Meetings where laws are written will be more open to the public (republicans shut out)
4. No more secrecy
5. Public will have 5 days to look at a Bill
6. You’ll know what’s in it (No one knew what was in it because no one was allowed time to read the bill before voting)
7. We will put every pork barrel project online

Cultists Pledge Service to Dear Leader

We watching a live How To on developing a cult of personality.



Key words, in the this PSA from hell: "I pledge to my president and all mankind." Don't know about you, but I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all. Compare, contrast, prepare to withstand the Zombie Army of Obots.

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge


Where else in the world do we such pledges? Look east.


Thank God they're not going after the children...


oh wait, nevermind...what next ObamaO's?