Stimulus: The Chicago Way

Here is what happens when Chicago politics and a Leftist 'Soft' Junta gain access to power:
1) Extend voter fraud by tampering with the census
2) Begin paybacks, construction projects, labor unions, hurry legislation, push it through, squash dissent which is what you can do when you've got the media in your pocket. This leads us to, stimulus checks for dead people, a natural extension of the dead voting. We've either got a zombie horde or a thugs in office, but perhaps I repeat myself.